Chucks that Suck #5

They're doing it again. Oh dear oh dear.

These are just so lame. As if global warming, terrorism and the international credit crisis weren't enough to get depressed about, they inflict these on us. Do you know anyone likely to rock a pair of these daft shoes?
And in the centenary year of Chucks as well. It's not going to be a great year, I fear....

Chucks that Suck #4

Dear Converse Inc,

Now you're just me making angry....

Chucks that suck #3

Another pair that really ticks me off.

"Eggs 'n' bacon" chucks?!?!?! GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Chucks that Suck #2

Well for goodness' sake. These monstrous shoes are barely recognizable as Chucks. Someone at Converse needs a kick up the ass...

Chucks that Suck #1

First let me say that I love the Converse All Star "Chuck Taylor". I've been wearing these great shoes since I was 16 and loving them for even longer.

So it pains me a great deal to start this series. Since they closed the US manufacturing down and sold out to Nike, I've been (first) intrigued by the new variations coming out, then puzzled, then alarmned by their variable quality. And now I just gotta say they really are bringing out some trashy Chucks. Jeez, I never thought I'd be saying that....Breaks my heart, it really does.

So this is first of many posts exposing some of the really gross Chucks out there. What the heck are they thinking?!?!?!?!